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Thursday, 19 September 2019

Latest Boys vs Girls Status Quotes and SMS




Never Reject A Girl In Life Because

A Good Girl Gives U


Happiness N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!



Every girl wants a boy to be good just for her; every boy wants a girl to be bad just for him.





Larka: I Luv u

Larki : I dont luv you

Larka: are u sure.

Larki : yeah!

Larka: waiter bring bill for me alone.

Larki : A A I love u 2 Janu



Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…?
Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain

Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…?
Girl: Sirf  90%

Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi
Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde
Pass ho Jande Ne……



There is a word MALE in FEMALE

.

There is a word HE in SHE

.

There is a word MAN in WOMAN

.

So That means without Boys, Girls are Nothing!!!


Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a ...........Girl



boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
boy: because you have everything that I am searching for





Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient & the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday…




Why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to make up?
All false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
Boys have good IMAGINATION.



Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. ‘Cause girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.



Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha
Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai,
Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do

Usko Dikhana Hai,
Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Us’se Shadi Karungi…
Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki,
Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha,
Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai… 



Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …

Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …

Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …

Boys can never reject a girl



Behind every un trusting girl, Is a boy who lied, cheated, Broke his promises to her.



Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy.



1. I miss u
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta(Dis line iz 100% true)
6. Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7. Main dosri larkion jaisi nh
8. Mujhe kuch nhi pata
9. Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain

10. Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina
Send to all boys


Two lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumps first.
Girl close her eyes and returned back saying “Love is blind“.
Boy in air opens his parachute and says “True love never dies.”



A Man Becomes Valuable
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
HIM

N

A Girl Is Priceless
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .




Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.



Boy:  Aj kaisa feel kr rahi ho ?
Girl:  Kal rat to had hi ho gai, 

         Meri to jaan hi nikal gai,

         Sarey kapre geelay ho gaye,
         Pehle to 1 Ghanta karte they,
         Mager kal to poore 2 ghentay 

         Uff 2 ghnte, tak sans hi nai aai

         1 Ghanta b bohet tha Ye 2 ghante ki

         Load shading to jaan hi nikaal leti hai.



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